The Prison Of Puberty Essay, Research Paper
The Prison Of Puberty
We the teenagers, of the people, of this world submit this list of
injustices and wrong doings that mother nature has laidupon us. She
has put us in a horrible prison, the prison of puberty, where our
sentence is all of adolescence and our punishment
is to endure the hardship which causes many of the institutionalized
personal to crack under the pressure.
We protest against acne, a cruel and horrifying thing that occurs to
some
selected teenagers. This punishment is cruel and undeserving. At
times an
individual with this dilemma may experience young children
questioning chickenpox are on the ill-fated person. Also the individual
has quite a hard time finding a companion to flirt with without utterly
humiliating themselves. As the opposite sex
does not find it desirable to be chatting to a person who has hideous
spots on his/her face and this will cause an excuse to be made up
with the most famous ?excuse me I have to go and wash my hair?
One who has this problem may go through many circumstances that
make the individual lose their dignity, self esteem, and pride, but the
male prisoners tend to not have these in the first place and will move
on to the next subject with no apparent concern
Other unjust routines of the Puberty Prison are the unscheduled
growth spurts. These are put on the prisoners randomly and causes
the prisoner to feel akward and gangly. This brisk development
directs one on a path of buying new pants or in the case of the
uneducated cell mate wearing the same pants with your ankles
showing.
On some occasions this individual might feel taller than peers, but
soon the persons colleagues have reached the same peak, and a
sense of contentment is contained within the subject.
In the male subjects the warden places a horrible, undeserved, and
unjustified punishment. Where the inmate has uncontrollable leaps
into sounds which only the prison dogs can hear. The voice break has
caused many inmates grief and has resulted in many of them taking a
vow of silence in fear that they will crack glass.
Another undesirable punishment is the gaining of hair in every place
of the body for most of the males and heaven forbid even some of
the female subjects who have been deprived the right of a shaver.
This gain of hair can become
uncomfortable and disgusting and is an annoyance to many of the
subjects.
The horrible warden Mother earth
are unmanageably colossal. These cravings lead to piggish behaviors,
unsuited for those of the human race. The intake of these individuals
surpasses that of many small nations. This is a problem for the prison
guards or parents as they can never keep up with this continuous
feast, and when other inmates visit each others cell all hell
breaks loose until the guard goes shopping and the riot ceases which
calls for another feast.
Another obstacle placed before those of the prison is the immense
job of controlling hormones. The reactions of people because of this
episode may turn into a social disaster. A first love, the initial kiss,
and the inaugural date may reveal the most embarrassing and
detrimental things about one. Also the prisoner will holler at the
opposite sex in the odd chance that they will respond to the call, this
seldom works leaving the inmate in a state of confusion as to why his
charm has failed. There is also a radical change in one’s behavior, the
shouting becomes explosive and the argument is so much to bare.
This results in horrendous tantrums thrown at the
prison guards who in return deny the prisoner from having their daily
exercising routine (going to the local party) and taking away
television rights.
There are a select few in the cell block who are there voluntarily,
they are the ones with no spots, a good car, rich parents, and a
mound of friends. These subjects have not been convicted and are
not sentenced to be in Prison puberty, but attend anyway to annoy
and irritate the unfortunate souls who dwell in the dark depths of the
prison walls.
After the teenager has finished their sentence they are free to go
and explore
the world in a acne free zone, but their are some inmates who have
been given a life sentence and continue to bear the dreaded spots
well in to their twenties.
This immense torment of mother nature must be halted. The
teenagers of this
world will bond together, to remove the torment mother nature has
given. The prison must be closed and the genetics must be changed,
Mother nature should not hold this power and her place as warden
must cease. The system must be replaced as teenagers are declaring
their independence against puberty. Today will be burned in every
persons mind who endured the horrible spotty features, who couldn?t
talk to
the opposite sex incase of the dreaded voice break, as today is the
day that the Teenagers fought back.