Love Essay, Research Paper
LOVE
What is love and how does it start? It may seem like a stupid question, but on second examination, it does not seem quite so stupid. After all, love is a feeling. How can we really describe what a feeling is or means? The meaning of any feeling can differ greatly between individuals, and the meaning of love is no different. True love is about needing someone so badly that it is unbearable to think of life without that person.
The starting of love is a very complex procedure. It all starts with the man looking at the woman. If a man sees ?great beauty? in the woman, he goes into a place called ?la la land,? this is a place where there is only that one woman in it, no one else. When the man is in ?la la land?, he looks for some kind of signal from the woman. These signals can consist of: winking with one eye, a slight smile, a nod, direct eye contact or if he gets lucky the woman will come to you and lay a fat enormous kiss on your lips. That last example does not happen very often; believe me, actually, it NEVER happens.
If or when the woman gives the man some sort of signal, unfortunately, it is up to the man to make the first move. At this point the man starts sweating beads hoping the signal from the woman was not some sort of weird twitch because if it were, the man risks great embarrassment and ge
By the time, all this has happened the man is out of ?la la land? and is getting ready to make the first move on the stunning woman. The man fixes his hair or hat and walks to the woman, acting as if he is not nervous; like hell, he is not though. Usually the man will start the conversation with ?hey how?s it going.? The woman then usually answers with ?pretty good.?
After the ice is broken and the first few words have been spoken a man usually asks her if she wants to go out for lunch or dinner; this is where the man finds out if she likes him or not. If the woman responds with ?no maybe tomorrow? or ?sorry I am busy.? The man should take it as a turn down and say a few nice words; so you don?t seem like a jerk to the woman; then leave as soon as you can, to save himself from even more embarrassment. If the woman responds with ?sure I would LOVE to? the man should count this is a victory in the struggling task of asking a woman out on a date.
Whether you fail or succeed on getting a woman to go out on a date; you should never give up and always keep trying. All you half to remember is do not get down on yourself, if you do not get the woman you are trying for. Always remember, ?There are a lot more fish in the water,? and you will be ok; and eventually you will fall in love with a perfect woman, if they exist.